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15 August, 2005The Longest Weekend Ever
So my weekend started off like this:
I left work and it appeared all hell had broken loose, weather-wise, which made me VERY unhappy, considering I had a cookout going on for Jimmy’s birthday. I went by the store and out to the park, where luckily it was not raining. Whew.
Jimmy got his present. I didn’t even know it was a photo iPod. He should be careful because I’m tempted to switch it for mine. I covet the nice color screen.
Kenny bought him a cake. Note: he is not really 30.
I tell funny jokes and everyone laughs. See what fun I am to be around? Hahah. Here’s Patrick, Adam and Casey. And Dennis hiding behind everyone.
Jimmy getting wasted. On water. And Timmy and Jill.
Kenny performing surgery on a hot dog, just before they transplanted a firecracker into the hot dog. Yes, we are all in our twenties. Aren’t we mature?
Adam and Dan doing the dirty work. Just after this everyone got hot dog shrapnel all up in their ass.
Straight up chillin.
The protagonist and his feast and minions.
The party was good, except a few people not showing up who totally should have. I think everyone had a good time though.
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Saturday I went to DC to go shopping with Kyle and Chris. Here is Chris looking more stylish than everyone viewing this site combined.
Ikea ended up wearing us out and it was the only place we went. The place is humongous. I ended up buying a dining room table and chairs, a coffee table, a storage drawer thing that will replace my dresser and yarn shelves, some accent mirrors, a vase, some mixing bowls. All for about $250. I’m so thrifty.
Kyle playing in the kids section. The toys here were totally weird. Those wacky Scandinavians.
This picture was to prove that they have a WOMB DOLL in the kids section. I mean totally. This thing has ovaries. And eyes. So creepy.
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Yesterday I went shopping with Mom and David at the Navy Exchange and picked up some stuff for the house. Iron and ironing board, towels, pillows, junk like that.
Oh, and the Acredale Saddlery horse got vandalized for the 3254321354th time. That’s what you get for having a huge horse penis on display on top of your business 24/7. You are totally ASKING FOR IT.
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My personal life is quite stormy lately, and it’s not something I’m willing to talk about more than vaguely on here yet. Tonight is a trial of sorts. I am wishing for the best and hoping to be back to my normal, cheery self before long. Who knows.
Comments
hope everything is allright. sounds like you had a fun weekend.
i hope everything is alright.
until you know. i was a retard.
bah! i'm getting that bed!
with the night stands!
You should definitely get that bed. It's so nice.
hahahahaha
that WOMB doll is hilarious. i will never understand why scandanavians do the things they do.
looks like a fun time!
and i figured out how to comment here.
Heyyyy Karen!
